Birthday

yesterday was my Birthday, I turned 46, maybe a little old to be playing around with a blog but it's something I enjoy, letting people know what I am about, letting people know what I am doing, and letting people know how close I am to finishing my book. It's getting closer by the day, I'm going to be putting the finishing touches on it this weekend, here is another paragraph to give y'all a little bigger taste.

Thanks for caring.

I quote the great Yoda from Star Wars, there is no try, either do, or do not, so quit trying to loose that weight, and quit trying to be a better wife, and quit trying to be a better husband get off your lazy butt and do it. Suffer a little, there is no pill, no diet, no secret to loosing weight people, it is actually very easy, eat less and be more active. AAAAAHHHHHHH look at that, the angels are singing, the world has just learned the secret to loosing weight, all the billions of dollars spent every year on a miracle fat pill are now useless, I am so impressed with myself for sharing the ultimate weight loss product in the world, in 6 words, I’m going to assume you’re an idiot for a while, please don’t take this personally, I honestly don’t think any of you are as dumb as I am about to treat you, but the fact remains that if I talk to some of you in an adult manner you just wont get it, so lets take a look at this miracle weight lose solution, the first step is to EAT LESS, what do I mean by that you ask? Well instead of eating the whole bag of chips only eat half, if your tummy hurts because your hungry and you feel week and your blood sugar needs a snickers bar, deal with it, don’t eat, go through a little pain, suffer for an extra hour, I can honestly say nobody I have ever known has died from hunger pains, yes it hurts, yes it doesn’t feel good, after all who is your boss? Your body, mind or spirit, your body is just a tool, used to get your mind around the world, you honestly don’t have to do what it says, I promise, it will still wake up tomorrow morning, it will still walk where you want to walk, it wont rebel and fight with you so it can have that last piece of cake, talk to it, tell it, body!! Yes your hungry but you’re a whiner, and your fat, your going to get into shape and stop eating like a pig and there is nothing you can do about it, just shut up and get over it, be the boss of your body and eat less, now for the second part of the miracle weight lose plan, move more, be more active, walk instead of ride, get a freaking bicycle, play more golf, take up tennis, do whatever you have to do, just move your fat ass more, if you come home from work and turn on the TV and that is your evening, well your just screwed, go ahead and sit and sit and buy the magazines and wish you were with someone that looked like Tom Cruise, and stay fat and ugly, for God sake people do you really think that your life is going to end if you don’t see who won American Idol? Get up and go do something. Now you know the whole secret to loosing weight, please send me $100 via paypal to the email address above, I’ve earned it, I just saved you thousands of dollars on crap your going to do that wont work, I guess I should’ve just waited to sell the secret but now that its out I just know I wont see a dime of the profits.